So my google analytics account, which I play around with when I'm bored, tells me someone found this site yesterday by googling "johnny damon looks like dracula". Which would normally just be funny, because, hi, I totally agree. I mean, on the Sox he looked like Jesus but now that he's shaved and has those odd sideburns all he needs are some pointy teeth and he's good to go. I know I googled the dracula phrase a few months ago to see if anyone else thought the same, but since then the association hasn't really come to mind. What is weird is that I have not once mentioned Johnny Damon or dracula (ha) in my blog. It would be entirely impossible for anyone to google me that way. So why does my site counter claim otherwise? This furthers my suspicion that the internet is one huge Truman Showesque scheme and someone out there is messing with our heads. weird.
Anyway, good opportunity to give a shout out to the New York Yankees who are just killing everyone they play, minus last night. amazing comeback, guys, keep up the good work, cheers all around, even to Farnsworth for being his incompetent but hilarious self. easy to pitch a 1-2-3 inning now that your team's down by 12 runs, right?
--
Yesterday I went outlet shopping with mom in Woodbury, NY. I'd never been before but I now realize that the Woodbury outlets are pretty much the Disney World of shopping. I came home physically and mentally fatigued from all the shopping. Purchasing to browsing ratio was kind of low but I did get a fall coat that I love and some jeans, among other things. I really hate shopping for jeans and I hope not to do it again for a long time. Now I know why I always just go to the gap sales rack and pull out pants in my size to try on. When I am actively searching for nice jeans, it's always a disaster and I never find anything that looks good. whatever, I guess every girl has this problem?
Another disaster is that our coffee pot broke this morning before I got up so there is no coffee. Just imagine my cry of horror and anguish when I saw what had transpired as I slept. ha ... So now I guess I have to bring myself to Starbucks before I collapse back into my bed. life is hard.
--
Yesterday I went outlet shopping with mom in Woodbury, NY. I'd never been before but I now realize that the Woodbury outlets are pretty much the Disney World of shopping. I came home physically and mentally fatigued from all the shopping. Purchasing to browsing ratio was kind of low but I did get a fall coat that I love and some jeans, among other things. I really hate shopping for jeans and I hope not to do it again for a long time. Now I know why I always just go to the gap sales rack and pull out pants in my size to try on. When I am actively searching for nice jeans, it's always a disaster and I never find anything that looks good. whatever, I guess every girl has this problem?
Another disaster is that our coffee pot broke this morning before I got up so there is no coffee. Just imagine my cry of horror and anguish when I saw what had transpired as I slept. ha ... So now I guess I have to bring myself to Starbucks before I collapse back into my bed. life is hard.
No comments:
Post a Comment